Penned by the Captain's Quill

No time for clever introductions today. I am far, far too hype for that. Because there's something far more awesome than whatever awesome thing I might be saying here. And that's what I might be saying here:

Aw yis.

Thanks to the very talented people at Fat Goblin Games, I had the opportunity to write a book with my name on the cover. Among other freelancers this probably isn't a big deal. "Sure," they might say, "I wrote that book and like twelve others."

I do not have twelve others. This is my first. Which makes it particularly special. 

As you might have guessed, it involves pointy sticks that you can throw at people. Pointy sticks which are totally underwhelming under Pathfinder's rules. Fortunately for others like myself, I have set out to rectify this problem.

Inside you'll find all sorts of neat new pointy things to throw at people. Pointy things that explode with magic! Pointy things that aren't actually very pointy at all! Pointy things that are really, really heavy! Pointy things that bounce from one dude to another and impale everyone in a 30 foot radius! And more, probably!

Plus, I've got a bunch of other stuff you'll probably think is cool. At the very least, I think they're cool. Feats, class archetypes, cool new rules for javelins, and even mass combat rules for javelins! It has cool art by Rick Hershey and no short helping of love from my primary editor, Luke Palosaari. (Seriously guys, thanks!)

Not convinced yet? Perhaps I can play upon your sympathy and ask you super nicely to support a budding young designer author guy. What a clever fellow! And my god, he's so handsome? All of this, for such a bargain? Wow! 

Not working? I didn't think so either.

So what are [the rest of] you waiting for? Buy the book! Think of as buying me a coffee. We can sit down and talk about nothing Seinfeld style while I sip away your hard earned money with my hard earned money. It will be glorious.